The Godless way to keep me from drinking

Edger's Chris Ray really hits the spot with his refreshing drinking game for the godless:

Every time a preternatural superintelligence who was born in flesh of a virgin, murdered on a cross after brutal torture by the men he died loving, and miraculously risen from the dead as a sacrifice for your sins finds a better way of proving his endless love to the world than by appearing on a piece of burned toast, take a drink (only after close inspection to make sure Jesus isn’t watching from within the glass)...

It gets better and better until you are left, completely and utterly sober!

ETA- there are only a few triops left. They are hard to take pictures of because they are now scouring the substrate looking for grown-up baby food. When the final few are a little bigger, I'll post more photos.